[Spoken] Let me tell you about it, stud.

You'll get chills all through your body
and you'll lose all control of your bladder
and your sphincter, that's your bum hole.

'Cause if you use toad, then I'm telling you...
You can kiss your life goodbye.

Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry
That's no lie,
You'll choke on your tongue and die

You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
It's no joke buddy, give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Or you'll croak
You've got to give it up,
And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee

There'll be blood, gushing from ya
Every time that you cough
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off

Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cause I'm telling you
Toad is one Lando for bins

Got to give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids

You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Thanks to you
And just give it up
 
(Brian) Give up the toad now

Thanks to you, Lando
Give it up
Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh
I'm no fool, Lando's cool
YEAH!!!

You make me feel so young.
You make me feel like spring has sprung.
And every time I see you grin,
Oh I'm such a happy individual.
The moment that you speak,
I want to go play hide and seek.
I want to go and bounce the moon,
Just like a big toy balloon.
Darling you and I, are just like a couple of tots
Running across a meadow, picking up lots of forget-me-nots.
You make me feel so young.
You make me feel there are songs to be sung,
Bells to be rung, and a wonderful fling to be flung.
Even when I'm old and grey, I'm gonna feel the way I do today,
Because you make me feel so young.

Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me
...can't touch me
J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even J-walk in the street
I can riot loot, and not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teet
Can't touch me
...you can't touch me

(Adam West) What in God's name is he doing?
...can't touch me.
(Cleveland) I believe that's the worm.

Stop! Peter time.
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it? Kiss my rump.
Just for a minute let's all do the funk.
Can't touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump,
 ...can't touch me
I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot.
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.
I've been around the world
From Hartford to Bagbay
It's Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter,
Let's see Regis rap this way.  Can't touch me.

[Spoken] Except for you. You can touch me.

(All) I'm gonna grab my girl and head to the beach
Hic-a-doo-la!
We're gonna all hang ten, then maybe then
Hic-a-doo-la!
(Boys) Cause I'm a hic-a-doo-la boy,
(Girls) and I'm a hic-a-doo-la girl
(All) And together it is a hic-a-doo-la world
Hic-a-doo-la!
(Chris) Mr. Quagmire, what does "hic-a-doo-la" mean?
(All) What does "hic-a-doo-la" mean?
(Boy 1) Well hic-a-doo-la's that special feeling you get when you hold hands with your best girl,
(Girl) It's cheering real loud for the home team,
(Boy 2) It's catching the perfect wave,
(Captain) It's obeying all the rules!
(All) NO WAY!!!  Hic-a-doo-la!

(Stewie) [Spoken] She packed my bags, last night, pre-flight, zero hour, 9am.
And I'm gonna be high...
As a kite by then.......

[Now singing with music]
And I think it's gonna a be a long long time till touch down brings me round again to find,
I'm not the man they think I am at home,
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man.
Rocket man burning out his fuse out here....alone.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time till touch down brings me round again to find,
I'm not the man they think I am at home,
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rock-et man.
Rocket man burning out his fuse out here alone.

(Quagmire) [spoken] ensin Glen Quagmire.  Welcome aboard.  Heh heh, you picked a great day to get rescued.  We were just about to sing a song about mopping.

[music starts]

(Sailors) [singing] We're mopping the deck, which is navy for floor,
and when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more.
(Quagmire) OH!
(Sailors) Swab, means mop. Deck, means floor.
(Death's Mother) [spoken] Could you tell me when you're leaving to go back in time, I was talking to a robe on the coat rack for 20 minutes before I realized you weren't in it
(Death) Ma, for god's sake, leave me alone. I'm working
(Death's Mother) Don't yell at your mother. If you yell at your mother, a hen will lay eggs in your tummy
(Peter) Wow, brilliantly choreographed.
(Quagmire) Well, that's your tax dollars at work.  Say, why don't you join us and see the world?